Dildo, Dildon't
animals-riding-animals:

turtle riding capybara (pursued by swan)

animals-riding-animals:

turtle riding capybara (pursued by swan)

kriegsschiff:

They’re coming to take me away haha

kriegsschiff:

They’re coming to take me away haha

inspectra:

ah yes, the three most historically important revolutions. the russian, french, and dance dance

hairandbrokenglasses:

hairandbrokenglasses:

what a sick president

legit the first thing my roommate did when she came back from vacation was tear this down like what the fuck what is the problem with obama giving u some self esteem

hairandbrokenglasses:

hairandbrokenglasses:

what a sick president

legit the first thing my roommate did when she came back from vacation was tear this down like what the fuck what is the problem with obama giving u some self esteem

tavrisprite:

tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

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do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

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lonepotatoer:

warpthruster:

phagearchives:

tunetechgoghead:

ask-candle-and-nightlight:

ask-templar-pony:

dottily:

there is only one way to dance to this song

Woops reblogged it again.

THIS WAS LIKE THE FIRST SONG I HAD EVER HEARD ON THE INTERNET

just the breath at the start of the song and i was singing along already fuck i miss this song

This is actually a really great song ok

THE NOSTALGIA OF THE 00’S

selunaris
this is the best song

request (x)

metrobussy:

IM HILARIOUS

georgehottieson:

when someone gets a lyric reference you made and then continues with the next line

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shitshilarious:

his face lets you know this is not the first time homeboys pulled this crap

wholocked-me-out-the-tardis:

bunny-banana:


FROM WHICH DEEP ASS CORNER IN HELL DID THIS THING CRAWLED OUT


IDK BUT PUT IT THE FUCK BACK

wholocked-me-out-the-tardis:

bunny-banana:

FROM WHICH DEEP ASS CORNER IN HELL DID THIS THING CRAWLED OUT

IDK BUT PUT IT THE FUCK BACK