you think this is a mother fucken’ game?
do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them
“We have to go back”
you are the first person to add a comment to this that wasnt doctor who and it made me smile too bless your soul
when u hear ur name in a conversation
cardio? more like cardino
The girl you just called hot? That me
i only type with my dick
me on a diet
"yeah sorry i didn’t do my homework i couldn’t see the page cuz of my tears"
shoutout to the friends that still like me
all two of you
my heart says yes but my bank balance says no
*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*