*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school
when you are the only person in school who saw the fight
i just heard my mom yelling “YOU MOTHERFUCKER” and i was worried my parents were having a fight so i went downstairs to check it out but when i got there my dad was just giggling hysterically and all i could see was a pile of uno cards with a +4 card at the top
nobody loves you? that’s a blatant lie. scott mccall loves you
how do you find out if a fourteen year old smokes weed
just talk to them for like two minutes
when i was younger i had a really bad fear of vampires when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse the vampires and they would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon
Your brother is the best
Songs that are turning 10 years old In 2014 (Based on release dates)
Not animal related by my god these are beautiful.
Fucking pissed that that link isn’t a real source
why do americans start their school years in the middle of the year that makes no fucking sense
when else should you start school????
like a REGULAR HUMAN
BECAUSE WE NEED SUMMER OFF TO PLANT AND HARVEST OUR VALUABLE CROPS BEFORE THE FIRST FROST HITS AND OUR FAMILIES DIE BECAUSE WE DIDNT FILL OUR SHED WITH PICKLED FOOD
oh my god, my whole childhood in a post
most of my childhood.
Wait, do americans and english have a shared childhood?
I’m Norwegian and that’s most of my childhood.
There’s a few of these things I don’t know, but this is pretty much me in middle school.