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I dont understand how someone can be so addictive
12:42am (via nhude)
Things I'm bad at: singing
Things I do a lot: sing

wheelcher2:

what’s that band with the 5 white men??

i was told….

customers who wanna start some shit  (via karencartwright)

greathaircut:

million dollar idea for a men’s hygiene product: shower helmets for when you see yourself reflected on the shower glass and try to headbutt the naked male encroaching on your territory

follovved:

babedwire:

follovved:

its 2015 and everyone still hates me

It’s 2014

just planning ahead

trust:

bongfucker:

trust:

compliment me

barbecue sauce

thanks

gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime