Dildo, Dildon't

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

frostied:

i wanna take a hot selfie but i look ugly 

niknak79:

He gets into his shows

niknak79:

He gets into his shows

What's your major in college?
Anonymous

morosity:

stress

butterflyspock:

before u say anythign rude or offensive just think to urself: would steve rogers say that? if the answer is no, don’t say it 

Video Game Trailer: Start by customizing your character.
Me: You have my attention.
sagihairius:

fileformat:

who is she

she will bring honor to us all

sagihairius:

fileformat:

who is she

she will bring honor to us all

tigermisu:

 in this book i’m reading it says “he plucked a flower and stuck it in his buttonhole” and i completely misread it and now im laughing im actually 5 years old

akaheleahi-ahe:

romankyaryday:

i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”

sexisted:

<3

wwhatevver-ampora:

moewave:

ohh-tedbundy:

A true warrior.

I can’t believe he defeated Mr.Incredible

I love how he fuckin fuckin STOMPS on Fred Flintstone

daceymormont:

I JUST

MOVIES ARE IMPORTANT. BOOKS ARE IMPORTANT. PLAYS ARE IMPORTANT. MUSIC IS IMPORTANT. EVEN STUPID BLOG POSTS ARE IMPORTANT.

STORIES ARE IMPORTANT IN EVERY FORM.


THE HUMANS DO IT ALL THE TIME, IT MEANS YOU’RE A GOOD BOY

THE HUMANS DO IT ALL THE TIME, IT MEANS YOU’RE A GOOD BOY